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Ghosts of HoShit Past

Ghosts of HoShit Past

*Disclaimer: hoshit is a slang term that can used in jest, doesn’t necessarily mean “ho”, well maybe for some of yall *shots fired* (lol) Imagine this scenario: You’re standing across the room in a crowded lounge in DC, Sade’s music is playing in the background, everyone is drinking and having a good time. You then catch...
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Would You Really Trust A Man To Take Birth Control Pills?

Would You Really Trust A Man To Take Birth Control Pills?

This morning on the news, I heard a snippet of a story saying that scientists are one step closer to creating a birth control pill for men, after finding a new human sex hormone that could be used to suppress male fertility. At first, I thought sure, that would be an excellent idea. Let...
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Well Damn, It’s Monday…Again

Well Damn, It’s Monday…Again

I can’t stand Mondays. They seem to be the bane of my existence, especially if I actually have to plan a Monday in the office. Getting up on Mondays seem to be a constant struggle, week after week. Take for example this morning. Last night I made it a point to head to bed early....
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So What I Have Big Feet

So What I Have Big Feet

Here’s a run down of some of my physical characteristics: 5′10 Size 10 in clothes Size 11 shoe About a 34′/36′ inseam in pants Being tall and curvy is definitely something that isn’t catered to when it comes to the world of fashion and clothing, but that doesn’t mean I walk around naked either, because I can find the...
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I’se Negro

I’se Negro

Black. Afro-American. African-American. Negro? I repeat. Negro? According to the 2010 census, you too can be transported back to the days of slavery and now feel free to refer to yourself as “negro”.  I’d like to know how many black people refer to themselves as negro nowadays.  Sure, I’ve used the word negro before. For example: “Hey can I borrow $500?”, he...
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Allen Payne’s Taco Meat and Tiger Woods’ Hairy Nipples

Allen Payne’s Taco Meat and Tiger Woods’ Hairy Nipples

Sure, that’s the Vanity Fair cover of Tiger Woods, but right now, I’m going to wax poetic about the crush I had on Allen Payne when I was younger. Unlike most people, I didn’t see New Jack City, until later on in life, only because I was never a fan of Wesley Snipes, so...
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